Harry Potter fans - Do you have any funny/rude parts of Harry Potter to share?

-What I mean is like this:



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"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating? (thanks to 19955)





Like where they sound rude :Dwell I've discovered a very fun game :) when reading Harry Potter mentally change the word "Wand" to "willy" or W ang" can lead to quite funny results. for example:

"my willy" said ron in a shaky voice" look at my willy" rons willy had snapped almost in two the end was dangling limply held on by a few splinters. ;) i have a bit of a dirty mind



"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around...there were several faces peering through nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent" - book 5



There was no need to stick the willy in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt - horace slughorn book 6



makes me laff :)What I found disapointing and suffered while I watched was the moment Harry has his first kiss the whole film was poor and ruined the family film by making it too much about love. This film is aimed at children and they do not need to be thinking about love and kissing at this age it is bad enough they see it on High School Musical, Glee and all the other rubbish that they watch.



I may sound a bore but it was not plesent watching people play "children" for children mostly yet fill their head with ideias that we "must" be looking for someone and kiss them too or they will feel regected otherwise.
I don't know if this is one, but in Book 4 Fleur and Roger left the dance and went outside and hid in some rose brushes and when Hagrid was talking about his mother, it said something like 'They seemed really busy and were making alot of noise' - something like that anyway :D



Dumbledore's brother also charmed a goat in some way. It was never explaned but the readers know he liked his goats a little too much
One thing has always puzzled me about Hagrid's parentage. He is half-giant. His dad was human, and apparently quite a small human. We can see from the books and the movies that giants are, well, giant. As big as houses, they are described. Sooo, you might guess where I'm going with this... How?? I mean, physically, how??? Did some one invent an 'engorgiarmus' spell?
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I rest my case.
"Whoops - My wand is a little over excited." Gilderoy Lockhart