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2011年8月2日星期二
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-Barry said to Josh" how about looking for the bogeyman tonight. Josh had to sit down as he came over faint on the mention of a bogeyman. The thought of coming face to face with one scared him but he did not want Barry to know this. It would not look good for the image if he told Barry, that it scared him. He had no other option but to say sure why not and we can use your inventions to catch it? Barry shook his head and said鈥?sadly we cannot use my inventions for two reasons? One, I use fireworks in with all my inventions. Two, I get my fire works from Sam, and now thanks to you. He is going to dam kill me! Josh said鈥?why is it you are such a wimp. I will go round to Sam鈥檚 and bye the fireworks, and then I will black his eye and tell him to leave you alone. Write me a list of what fireworks you want and I will go and get them. Barry gave the list to Josh then said to him,鈥?if you do not persuade Sam not to beat me up. Then can you ask him to do it as instalments. A black eye tomorrow, a broken nose the day after, and he can finish me off at the weekend. Two hours later Josh was standing in the kitchen holding a sausage over his blackened left eye, and shuffling from foot to foot. Barry walked in and asked鈥?did you get the stuff man? Josh nodded and pointed at a bag on the kitchen table? Barry looked inside the bag and said鈥?WOW, looks like you got a good deal. Is he still going to beat me up? Still shuffling his feet, Josh answered鈥?I got a good deal with the fireworks but he is still going to beat you, up mate? He told me to tell you. He will do it in instalments. He gave me the first instalment half-hour ago for you. Barry said鈥?is it the black eye and why do you keep shuffling your feet? Josh replied鈥?the black eye. You owe me for that one; then he shuffled his feet like a boxer? Barry said鈥?look can you not keep still? Josh said angrily" nope because it is your first instalment mate; he turned round to reveal the biggest, fattest, rocket sticking out of his********. Malcolm walked into the kitchen and saw Josh put his fist up like a boxer, and do a shuffle ready to hit Barry. Malcolm who is a fanatic on boxing thought it was a challenge, so He quickly did the Ali shuffle. Then said the famous saying; I float like a butterfly, and I sting like a bee. Then he did an uppercut knocking Josh out cold. Malcolm turned to Barry and said" what about you son." want some of me then? Barry answered" nope dad, not boxing." I like karate. Malcolm said" I can do that too. " He made a weird sound then karate kicked Barry under the chin knocking him out cold too.
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